http://highdeas.com/
It's basically MLIA for stoners.
But some of this stuff is hellllaa funny!
Here's some highLIGHTS (with some edits for grammar)
lolpuns
- "I woke up, smoked, made a cake, smoked, did some yard work, and then smoked. So I: wake, bake, bake cake, bake, rake, then bake."
- "You know how, if you get a fatal disease, the government allows you to smoke to get through the horrible pain of dying? What if when you were among the biggest losers on the planet? Do you think the government should allow you to toke up to deal with the horrible pain of failure?"
- "Count Chocula - he makes a dank-ass chocolate milk at the end of the bowl."
- "Anyone else make music in their heads sometimes? Like your own little mind band? When we can turn our head music into actual music there is going to be some fucking cool music."
- "Tonight at rugby practice, I broke my nose and it's already outrageously swollen. Unfortunately for me, I just used all my ice for my bong. I still made the right decision."
- "Drunk people blow through stop signs. High people wait for them to turn green."
- "If Johnny Bravo were still around he would totally be on Jersey Shore hittin' up Snookie."
- "If you have a lot of weed and smoke someone out, and they buy you a lot of food, did they just eat you out?"
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