ARE YOU FREAKIN' SERIOUS?!

Way to push me down the stairs,
watch as I fall and bleed and hurt myself
and then point and LAUGH AT MY ASS

Thank you life, you are a damned bitch.

GRRRRRRR D:

K so

TODAY

WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A GOOD DAY

I WAS SUPPOSED TO ENJOY SOME TIME WITH THE SLUG.

THE SLUG, YES, THE SLUG.

THE CUTE ONE.

....

BUT APPARENTLY,

SOMEBODY

HAD BEEN LEADING

SOMEBODY

ON

A LITTLE

AND DIDN'T THINK TO TELL THAT PERSON 'TIL TODAY!

WHEN SHE WAS SUPER EXCITED TO SEE HIM.

AND HAD JUST DONE SOMETHING TOTALLY FUCKING STUPID D:

NOPE.

DON'T TELL ME!

WHAT THE FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK XD

REALLY?

*jawdrop*

K so then

I had my Porter Core Tutorial

Where that JERK was

and where I was going to make him feel bad

ABOUT BEING A JERK

BUT

I didn't get a chance to read my paper

which is good, 'cause I WAS SO DAMN MIND FUCKED

that I couldn't really think straight anyway

BUT

I learned a lot about that JERK today

and some other RANDOM DUDE

but I don't care about the RANDOM DUDE

...and I like the jerk again

teehee :3

WHAT A DAY

WHAT A WORLD

Oh but let me tell you something very funny:

My friend Alex, (man I sure talk to him a lot lately ...eww) told me last night that Marc was going to tell me he was gay today.

Gay.

I lol'd at Alex's stupidity.

BUT HES NOT FUCKING GAY

HES GOT A GIRLFRIEND

WHAT THE FUCK

See, it went like this, Alex said

"Marc's gonna say Darlene, I have something to tell you."

AND GUESS WHAT MARC SAID EH

EXCEPT HES NOT GAY

WHAT THE FUCK

When he said THOSE EXACT WORDS

I almost died

HOLY SHIT

lol

Darlene, I'm actually seeing someone else right now

*jawdrop*
*smile→frown*

FUCCCCCK

Now I'm stuck with deep jerk guy with nice smile
and fucking Tanner

"HEY DARLENE, CALL ME SOMETIME K?"

/walks around the corner

lolno

XD

PS: Halving the Bones = good movie

I also cried to my roommates for like an hour today.

Fucking intense bonding shit, like you don't even know.

!!!

Oh and I made fun of Oboes

lolOboes

XD