So, like, um,
it's about uh,
a
few
months
since First Rain even happened,
and I've been meaning to write about it for a while, 'n stuff.
Yeppp.
ANYWAY.
First Rain.
Epic.
So, the morning of the planned "First Rain,"
I put on my shiny red underwear.
They've got sequins on them.
BWAHAHAHAHA :]
They're kinda awesome.
So, I wore those all day to try and prepare myself for the night.
THE NIGHT, THE CRAZY EPIC NIGHT THAT WAS TO COME!
Well, that worked.
I was debating if I was actually going to run First Rain all day,
but the red underwear
and Allyson
and Julia
and Ryan
all helped me decide that taking my clothes off and running around the forest in the rain at night
...was a good idea...
AND IT WAS.
...what?! XD
AWESOME!
Anyway, around, like, 10 PM,
it started raining again,
and good lord, it had been raining hardcore earlier that day,
so First Rain was def going down
down down down ↓
Yep!
SOOOO, I brought up a towel to the lounge,
...and left it there...
for later...
then, I got left behind...
XD FAIL!
So I ran downstairs, with my clothes still on and stuff,
and got out to the Porter quad,
where I saw masses of naked people
Oh, I love Porter.
I found Allyson, Ryan, Julia, and the other people we were running with: Casey, Rayne, Asher, and Cooper
They're all good friends of mine now. :]
So, uh, I took my pants off...
...and my shirt...
annnnnd
then I was standing in the Porter quad, half naked.
Cool.
I had Allyson take my bra off,
and then
it started.
HOLYFUCKNAKEDRUNNINGPEOPLEPARTSMOVINGWHOOOAAAA
...it was fun... :]
We ran up through Kresge, where we were joined by many people,
'cause Kresge is actually cool 'n stuff.
The streets were lined with those who wanted to see the awesomeness that was naked running people.
The awesomeness, it was so intense.
We continued running, and uh,
Vans
don't really have all that great of traction
so
um
I kinda
slipped
a few
times
and stuff
:(
The group actually moved fairly quickly, so uh,
I kinda couldn't breathe and stuff
and...
y'know
there was that uh
giant splint on my arm
'cause my hand was broken!
It was covered in a giant trash bag,
and Riley had wrote
"ARM CONDOM" on it :]
It's on my wall now, it's so awesome!
Anyway, that kinda slowed me down a bit
so I ended up at the back of the pack
with the chick with the viking hat on
She's from my hall. Really nice.
and we just kinda took
a shortcut or two
and enjoyed a naked stroll
through UCSC~!
It was freakin' fatabulous!
We caught up with the group and eventually ended up at Opers
which is the gym-type place
that has an Olympic-sized swimming pool
that a whole shit load of naked people might've jumped over a fence to swim in
Wet. Naked. People. Running. WTFFF
Then I lost my viking friend for a little, but ran into Liz!
Who was a little schwasted, but oh man, I think she was content with life.
After that we ran through the bookstore area, and got a little lost...
and I found Julia and Allyson again!
...then I lost them, again.
Deeeeeeeerp.
Uuuuhhh... then we were heading back to Porter
and I ran into my roommate!
and she was like HEEEEEEEEEEEY
and I was like HEEEEEEEEY
It was great.
Then we were in like a naked circle of awesome, chanting "Nudity is unity!"
and Ryan was there!
in his pea-coat
which I found to be oh so amusing.
Then
then...
I had a moment.
A wonderful, beautiful, amazing moment.
I felt free.
I felt beautiful.
I felt amazing.
I was amazing.
Being naked with a lot of other naked people is really fun.
Well, we finally got back to Porter,
and I got my towel from the lounge
and turned around to see Asher's GIANT FUCKING HORSECOCK
Then we had a shower party!
There's nothing better than showering with your new friends to learn how to be comfortable around them!
Woohoo~!
The shower was so warm.
We were in the handicap stall in B5 center... so we had like 6 or 7 people in there.
Someone had the shower head thing, and that person was all just kinda spraying us down.
It was. So. Awesome.
Then we went to the dining hall in our pajamas.
'Cause we could.
and we had a wonderful and amazing feast.
Then we all kinda passed out.
FUCK YEAH FIRST RAIN!
It was an amazing, awesome, and fantastic experience I'll never forget.
and daaaaaaaaaaaamn dude, I can't wait to do it again next year!
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