Happy Valentine's Day!

FRL! Article Sex & Gender Special Edition 2011

Doggie Toys - Rough Drafts
FRL! Rough Drafts - Darlene McCoy

Single's Side
Furever Alone
Distraught, deranged, or downright depressed by your single status this Valentine's Day? Drowning yourself in your favorite carton of Ben & Jerry's ice cream? Retreating into your bedroom to give yourself the only pleasure available? Enjoying what you can of your sad splendor? Your pup is probably watchin' - watchin' with those big ole' brown eyes of his, thinkin' to himself, "Me too man, me too." He's yearnin' for the lovin' that you give yourself. He's yearnin' for the feeling of release. Dear reader: did it ever cross your mind that your puppy has never experienced Valentine's Day? Ever? He's never experienced the joy that you're missing so sorely. He's never been with that "special someone." He can't even wank what's left of his mutilated weasel. You've done all you can for yourself, now do something for him. Get him a doggie lover doll. He'll be able to release all of his tensions. You guys can even get down to business together! Together, on Valentine's Day. In rhythm, in time, maybe even at the same time, if ya know what I mean. Share the pain of singleness with your pup, doodle yo' noodle with that dog -- you'll be even closer than ever before! Man's best friend, indeed.

Couple's Side
Please Yo' Pooch
Enjoying making plans with your significant other for the big V-Day this weekend? Thinkin' about the wonderful, romantic, kinky or just fuckin' nasty shit ya'll are gonna do? Well, dear asshole with a significant other: your pup is missing out on the fun. He's all alone. All he can do is lick his genitalia. How would you feel, lickin' you balls on Valentine's Day? First you remove him from his manhood, and then you enclose him in a space where all the good puppy-lovin' 'round the hood is just out of paw's reach? What the hell kind of person are you? Do your poor helpless pooch a favor this holiday -- buy him a friend. A silicone friend, with a silicone puppy-vag. (It's even easy to clean!) Your legs, and significant other will thank you for it.

Before:


After:

Sometimes, My Phone Stares at Me.

It tells me to call you, and to tell you that everything's gonna be okay. And that all I said last year was just a mistake. I'm still visiting, still watching. Still hoping you're okay... still wondering if when four (now 2 1/2) years passes... I might still have these thoughts, these feelings, this never ending tic in my head. I wonder, quite often, if I made the right decision. If wonder what would've happened if I didn't get back on that plane, what would have happened if I decided to throw away my dreams, and stay with you. It's just hard to think about. Still got that ring.

I miss talking to you about nothing. Watching Full House, snuggling, everything. It's been so long, and still, yesterday. I can conjure up how I felt when I left whenever my mind pleases -- not that it really does, because damn that sucked balls, but y'know...

It's been a year and a half, and you still cross my mind. Your imprint is on my soul, forever. But I'm too afraid -- too afraid to say anything. My life is so different now, and I'm afraid that I might not care about you the way I once did. I want to remember you forever as you are in my head now. I worry that I will never find anyone as special to me as you were. Even if, even if I met you under the silliest circumstances, and our relationship grew under them. So silly. There's one photo album for four years. Ugh. Don't even know why I'm thinkin' 'bout this so much. Must be Valentine's Day coming up. First one alone. (Last year def didn't count. XD) Dunno dunno dunno. 'Tis just what was on my mind.

I'm also afraid to talk because I dunno if I can handle all those feelings coming back. I kinda feel like they would, and it'd be hard on my brain. Don't have time to have my brain off in other places, got papers to write! (Fuck meeeee~!)

I wonder if most of your posts are still about me. I've read it all. Of course. I'm a damned internet creeper if there ever was one.

Maybe I'll come back one day... I know what happiness is, and I've not experienced anything near the amount I felt during those times...

UgUgUg.

Brain, you need to shut down. You gotta go to bed, anyway. Got ballet in the mornin'. And a paper to write. Ew.

Tired. Thoughtful. Feelings 'n shit. Da fuck?

Tomorrow!

dsWe're going to dance!

For the first time. :)

I'm so excited... man... can't even believe this stuff...

My mind has been racing all day... so beautiful, and strange... can't even describe it...

Blogging hella high is awesome... holy shit... the three periods in a row look awesome...

omg awesome.... awesome is such a cool word...

a w e s o m e

a w s u m :)

♥...

I wonder how my second home is going to feel now...

It'll def be a better feeling, a better good one at that...

my legs feel so amzing & I really like the dress I got for tomorrow...

I love his shirt, too... and I'ma go to his family's holiday party after, too.

I dunno how he'll introduce me. I just... like... dunno

whatever... hella high... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

used my brother's hook up... lol ♥

He's the greatest

Man, typing is hard stoned.

Or really easy.

It's one of the two, I can't decide...

Oh well... my heart... man... it feels good...

Feels good, man.

I dunno the Cruzians will feel. Prolly relieved. 'Cause I won't develop more crushes on our group of friends... too much friendcest, as Mark says...

Friendcest is pretty bad....

What am I gonna do with my life? No fucking idea.

But right now... for the first time in a long time, this REALLY feels right... it's so weird...

Like, I'm legit blushing and shit. What the hell?

Why would I not realize this sooner... so stubborn... erg...

Whatever... is ok.

Is ok.

Man, I just

Whooooooooooooaaaaa.

He kisses my head. So affectionate. Love it. :)

So hey, life.

What's up?

I'm takin' a chance... let's do this...

Don't fuck it up for me, life!

Thanksgivins! :DD

Ooooooooh man, what a GOOD BREAK.

Get home Weds around like, 8. Did nothing. Only boring day of break... hah

Turkey Day: went to some neat ass hotel built in the 1800s in Volcano. Ate hella good food. Had an exceptional time with Mom, Marc & Waylon... Went to Denny's with Matt, Chris, and Jacob. Had a grilled cheese filled with mozzarella sticks dipped in cheese sauce. HomyGod, delicious heart attack, go! Went to Rory's to say hi after. Watched Aaron dance. (HE'S SO WHITE ♥ XD) Enjoyed self until random douche dude and his friend showed up. Left and went to sreeps.

Black Friday: went to the outlets. Made out like a bandit. Prolly spent too much money. Bought pants that didn't fit. URRRGH! Had an awesome time with the BFF, Cindy. Missed her so much. Went back to her place for a bit, said hi to the wonderful Specert family, and then went out for delicious delicious sushhhiis! 11 people showed. (Me, Jacob, Bree, Chelsea, Aaron, Matt, Chris, Ryan Miller, Matt Smolich, Ryan's sister Rachel, & Dean!) I felt super special. Ryan Miller's sister is a SLUG! We had a great time chatting about UCSC-esque things. Super happy. Love the neon lights and glittery purple post things that hold up the ceiling. Awesome times were had. People left sushis and went off to party. Smolich, Jacob and I went back to his place and played some Crystal Chronicles. Boob Squad > life. Really glad I finally got to meet Smolich, he's hella cool. Chris showed up at Jacob's later and MineCrafted his heart out. The entertainment, it was so intense. Passed out around 2.

Saturday: went to Sunrise Mall to get my hair done. My hair person is the greatest, ever. I've got to learn how to drive for her. Haircut is hella cute! Mom bought me my Christmas present early -- a purple and black plaid skirted peacoat. Yeah motherfucker, it's awesome. :D Went back to Pac Sun to return jeans that didn't fit, got three pairs (instead of two) for twenty dollars more, and fell in love with the store's manager. Hella good deals yaaay! AND NOW I HAVE PANTS THAT FIT. OMG. Got home around 3-ish, I think, and finished Logan's friendship bracelet. Then went sock shopping with Jacob... ate delicious delicious pizza at Cheeser's, then Chris met up with us. We all went back to Jacob's, watched some anime... and then Aaron showed up. After, went to Taco Bell. Did not eat Taco Bell. Then went to go pick up Matty out of butt-fuck nowhere. Srsly. Got kind of car sick on the way, and it took about an hour. You're lucky we love you so much, Matty! Went back to Jacob's. Matt and Chris left to get cars/controllers. Aaron watched Jacob play MineCraft, I went through Matt's iPod pictures. Midnight. Matt and Chris return with their bounty. We Vesperia. We destroy balloons. WE PULL OUR HAIR OUT TAKING RIDICULOUS ORDERS AT 3 IN THE FUCKING MORNING. We are rewarded with French maids and kitty cat costumes. Victory is achieved. Vesperiaing continues until 4:30 AM. Pass out at about... 5:30 AM.

Tales of Vesperia!

Sunday: Wake up around noon, fuck that shit, wake up again around 1:30. Had a dream about a boy. (!) Shower, dress, internet, 4:00. Go shopping for foods for potluck with Jacob. Buy salad and green beans. Make green beans at home, add salt and pepper and make them amazing! Watch a little terrible television, and head out to College Group. Arrive at College Group, proceed with hella days hugs and greetings. SO HAPPY TO SEE EVERYONE! Chat while the finishing touches and other stuff goes on. Play with Charlotte ♥. Eat the fuck out of some turkey, after saying grace of course! HAH! Eat the fuck out of some lemon custard pie. Dean is the greatest. Make postcards for poor 10 year old girl with terminal cancer. Feel good about possibly making her life a little more happier. Give more hugs, roll out. Home. End of break.

It was good. So good. :]

Can't wait to get back to SC tomorrow and see my beautiful people there. I feel weird not seeing some people for more than like, 12 hours. Like... y'know, the ones that live in my house? ♥

Gonna make Cory's bracelet tomorrow on the train. Prolly won't finish it, but it'll be done before winter break!

Passin' the fucccck out soon, gotta get up at 7:30... :/

Nighty, blog!

My Life is Complete.

I've seen my mother crossfaded.

Oh, this is a weekend that is to be remembered.

and it's only the first night!

She smoked with my brother!

LOL

She also believes Alex is 21.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL XD

Kind of Forgot:

Today is Father's Day.

Too bad I don't really have a dad...

and the last conversation that I did have with him consisted of:

"Hey, is there any way I can get a hold of your brother? I wanted to say happy birthday."

SURE DAD, CALL ME TO GET TO HIM, BUT NO HAPPY BIRTHDAY CALLS FOR ME.

~.~ Woo, Father's Day!

Blahblahblah, blahblahblah, fuck this shit, etc etc, blahblah.

Cool.

I guess though, for the sake of everyone else's dad, and I guess my own, considering he is alive, a person and stuff...

Happy Father's Day.

Happy Valentine's Day!

Don't forget today.

'Cause it was awesome,

and will continue to be awesome.

Fo'sho, yo!

Halloween

The night has finally begun
it's a little dark, a little creepy
a little spooky,
a little
eerie.

I'm ready for action - ready to make my move!
I'm waiting
waiting
to get into
my groove.

I am set free!
and I start to prowl,
I set out on my quest
to uncover leftovers of the night's conquests

I'm blinded by my signal,
the glorious full moon,
oh, I know I'll be there soon.

My mask fits just right
not too loose, nor too tight,
I'm the perfect criminal, the best theif
I'm a beast in the night

I'll steal your heart - then I'll feast.

I continue my venture over the furry terrain
Can you hear the soft pitter-patters of my feet?
'cause I'm tryin' to be discreet.
I'm tryin' to be silent
I'm tryin' to be sleek

For I am a bandit,
I'm no mink!

Arrival at last!
My loot, it is vast,
Shiny and crinkly,
oh it makes my eyes glimmer,
but hey, that's how it goes--
'cause I'm a bandit
and I'm always a winner!

Tastes like victory,
oh it's so sweet,
peanuts and caramel,
chocolate and nougat,
oh!

I believe
that my mission
is complete.

It's so Strange

...I think I'm going to be single this Valentine's Day...

*shrug*

Oh Yeah...

Happy New Year everyone! Hellllloooo 2010!

Or as the sophomores liked to call it -

TWO-OH-OH-TEN

Bwahahahhaa XD ♥

Do I have any New Year's Resolutions?

Maybe work out a little more.

(For health reasons)

and keep up my grades.

...but that's about it.

Why try to change a life that's going so well~? :]

Good Stuff

I received!

Christmas:
-- The Sims 3
-- Flip flops
-- Pajama Pants
-- Weird "Socks"
-- A Flashlight
-- A lot of candy
-- Hot chocolate
-- Victoria's Secret Gift card ($20)
-- A scarf
-- CVS Gift card ($50)
-- Headphones

Early Birthday from Aunt Debbie:
-- NICE FLUFFY BLANKET ♥ ♥ ♥
-- Soda-flavored Lip Gloss (It's basically poppin')

:] I really appreciate all the nice things people got me! Thank you! ♥

I also got quite the nice surprise for Christmas this year! BUT THAT WILL HAVE TO WAIT 'TIL JANUARY 4TH! Mwahahahaha!

Oh Right--

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year from ADD Love~!

GOOD FREAKIN' LORD

I was looking for some cute Christmas picture to post here

...and I found this

FML. So much FML.

...then I found this!

and promptly posted it to Allyson's wall on Facebook! ahahahah XD

NOW! For my Merry Christmas-ness


I approve.

Mom's Day

Gotta go to the lake to-day

To say Happy Mother's Daaay

Gonna be bored, but I got only one goal in mind
to be back for Dynamis in time /

Just kidding. Harharhar

Happy Mother's Day to all those crazy ladies with children!

I'm gonna go get a tan (read: BURN) at the lake yeeee :]

Happy Valentine's Day!

Yaay yay yay yay yay :]

♥

I love mah peccckeeeer~!

Really Wonderful Times

I'm really happy, but now sad to leave for CO for a week...

Things have been going so well!

People have been wonderful and made me smile a lot :]

Happy New Year, see you in a week!

That's all.

Secret Santa?!

Wowww

so Tek does this awesome Secret Santa thing... I'm guessing every year...

obviously, 'cause I just joined, I was a tad late to participate in it!

Which made me sad, but that's okay!

I just thought that it was such a sweet event, and I was happy people just liked to make others smile!

Tzu is also a very good Santa!

Then they remade the shell, with the NOT BFF Trey as leader... :]

There were some epic speeches involved

Then! We all went outside and committed mass suicide.

Man... that was funny XD people were failing at dying

...

Calvin made a shell called KoolKalvinKlan or something... too lazy to go back in my room and look ...

Interesting...

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas!! Horrraaay :]

Busy Busy...

Mon Giant Orchestra Concert
Tues Mock Trial & AP Gov HW
Weds Mock Trial & Christmas Party
Thurs nuffin hopefully...
Fri Mock Trial

Gotta fit in reading half a book, and an ensemble meeting in there too!

Good GOD I have no time this week... I just want to go back to sleep XD ...

I should really get my mules selling things again... hmmmm

Oh yeah! I got into CSUMB :] Horray for back up schools!

If I Didn't Make It Clear Enough

I love my Pecker~!

Poor guy was sick today...

on Thanksgiving :(

and he has a nice wonderful family to spend time with...

(WHAT A CONCEPT!)

He needs lots of soup,

some love,

and a niccceeee warm bed...

and a teddy bear!

Yep.

'Cause all grown men sleep with teddy bears!

But I love him very very very very much...

and I hope he had a wonderful Thanksgiving

especially if he is reading this.

Uh huh!

'Kay!

I'm gonna stop writing 'cause it's almost midnight, and I'm exhausted, and if I don't eat my jello goodness in the fridge before the night is out, somebody else is going to.

DAMN YOU PEOPLE!

and

DAMN YOU GP ITEMS!

Stupid GP. I don't feel like doing you today!

Okay now...

That is all.