Urban Dictionary #4

	last texter
	→ That friend that always sends you a meaningless text after the obvious end of a text conversation, just to get the last text. They do this while totally oblivious to their uncontrollable habit. "OMG, Jan is SUCH a last texter it drives me crazy. The other day, she sent me a text 'K' back after I texted her 'don't text me, in a meeting.' So then I had to dig out my phone again to clear it so it wouldn't keep vibrating for the rest of the meeting"

THESE PEOPLE DRIVE ME INSANE!

Urban Dictionary #3

	Procrasturbating
	→ Using masturbation to otherwise occupy yourself while pressing matters await. "I had a paper due today, but I spent all night procrasturbating, so fuck that noise."

Urban Dictionary #2

	broner
	→ A slang term used to explain the phenomenon during which a fiercly heterosexual male achieves an erection (or, "boner") for or while in the company of one of his male friends (or, "bros"). This may only occur while engaging in all-male activities, particularly those which include feats of strength or displays of hyper-masculinity. Upon achieving a broner, the man in question is often known to exclaim, "dude, suck that shit!" or "meet me in the shower." "The way you creamed that linebacker gave me a total broner."

Urban Dictionary #1

"Keep fucking that chicken" (KFTC) is a phrase coined by television anchor Ernie Anastos during a live broadcast of the Fox 5 New York local news. It is presumably a phrase of encouragement similar to keep on truckin, only with a more pronounced and colorful air of defiance. The chicken being fucked may be an actual chicken, could be pejorative slang for a woman, or some other metaphor for an object of desire or enjoyable activity. In any case, KFTC seems to be a gesture of support to the recipient to continue doing whatever it is that they're doing, despite what others may say, so long as it makes them happy. "Adam: I could be making more money at another job, but I like the work I'm doing now. Bob: Whatever, keep fucking that chicken."

KEEP FUCKING THAT CHICKEN!

Urban Dictionary is so amuuussssing :]

PS: Women are not objects. Fuckers.